Worth a Grin
May. 23rd, 2008 04:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
davidschrothLooking for Work
Japanese doctor:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
German doctor:
That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
British doctor:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
Texas doctor (not to be outdone):
You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
Japanese doctor:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
German doctor:
That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
British doctor:
In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
Texas doctor (not to be outdone):
You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.
