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While avoiding work today, I stumbled across the following:

For thine is the Network,
>> and the Protocol,
>> and the Authority,
>> For Ever and Ever.


> Traitor! What kind of geek are you?


One who is familiar with my patron saints.


> Certainly you have not passed Anarchy 101 yet. That should clearly be:


> and the Crypto,


You see, if you want Crypto, you'll want the Breastplate of
Saint Zimmerman or a few Hail Schneiers. But for adherence
to proper standards and protocols, you want a proper Postel
Noster.

(The Catholics in the audience are laughing.)
(You should look up more info on Jon Postel if you don't get
the "Authority" thing. Try http://www.postel.org or RFC 2468.)

The reference to Hail Schneiers tickled my fancy...